The last four days.

Things that happened to me, from December 23rd - 28th, that I just have to get out of my body:

Got my heart broken for the first time
I was told I needed an expedited MRI
ate turkey
cried (a lot)
drank too much alcohol
played with Gunner
went camping
sat outside in a hot springs while the sky rained on me
ate turkey soup
drank a Manhattan and a half
wallowed in self pity
finally understood what the concept a 'flying fuck meant'
took a really good poo
came home to an empty house with my roommate gone 4 days before the end of the month,
laughed
made a new friend
resolved to not give a flying fuck what other people care about me
fed an apple to two wild horses
won a board game
did yoga
won at life
failed at life.

I'm exhausted. I'm going to wake up tomorrow when it is no longer today.